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That was amazing.

TheWeebl and Sexual-Lobster teaming up was the greatest thing I've seen on NG in quite a while.
Just all-around fantastic. The song is ridiculous (in a good way), silly, wonderfully animated and painfully catchy (pow pow pow pow poooooow)
I really hope to see more from this deadly duo in the future. What should we call it? Sexual-Weebl? Weebl-Lobster?

Wonderful parody of "Hakunah Matata"

A Harry Potter-themed "Hakuna Matata" in it's entirety.
I was surprised at how long it was, but it's the complete song, even the silly dialogue half way through it. (Whe he was a young warthooooog...)
Very well done, and very amusing.

I drink your milkshake!

The end was great :P
Poor sonic though... haha

More luck than skill

It feels like luck is more important in this game than skill is.
To a certain degree, you can time your jumps to avoid some spikes, but sometimes the spikes are laid out in the worst way possible and you end up dying before you even hit 100 m.
It's a good game for burning a few minutes. It's fast paced, looks good, and the music suits it well.

Lots of little annoyances

Those annoyances really ruined the game for me.
Small game screen, even smaller targets. I get it, you gotta be precise. That's fun. What isn't fun, is getting shot six times because I can't see the dude I'm supposed to be shooting. Why can't I see him? Because he's SO TINY and almost the same color as the background. Since I'm big on constructive criticism, here's my idea: add some color to the game. Black stick figures on a dark grey background is pretty boring, and hard to shoot into. Make a little arrow pop up telling you the general direction of the enemy, so I don't have to pixel hunt.
Next up: the aiming. Oh my god, the aiming. I really don't like how the camera pans as you aim. It works in a shooter with 360 degrees of view, but with this, it's just annoying.
On the subject of the aiming, don't move the gun, rotate the gun. I mean, when I aim left, the gun moves RIGHT into the middle of the screen and blocks almost all of my view.
Bullet time! It's kinda cool, but not when it happens EVERY time I shoot while using the scope. I like the bullet animation, it looks really cool, but it gets annoying when I'm trying to shoot the birds and I miss. Satisfying when they explode, but annoying when I have to watch the slow-mo twenty times in a row. Don't get rid of it entirely, just show it less often.
All in all... I played it twice, probably won't ever play it again.

Unimpressed, uninterested...

Is there some reason I can't reload unless I have my head poking out where they can shoot me?
The level after the house (the highway): What am I supposed to do? I'm told NOTHING. I stop the cop car, stop the semi truck... and fail the mission a few seconds later. Tried it again, and again, watched the walkthrough, and it had me do what I had already done 5 times. Shoot a tire on the cop car, shoot the tires on the semi truck... mission failed. Mission failed. Mission failed. I quit.
For some stupid reason, I came back a few hours later and tried again, and it worked this time. I wish I could explain what happened so you can fix it, but I have no clue.
After that, it was more story stuff, and more pressing space, shooting, and pressing space to hide again.
All in all, this game is... unremarkable.

Hurry up and finish!

I love it! The influences are easy to recognize, but not to the point where it seems like you're just ripping them off.
You got -1 star because this shit isn't finished yet :P

Insert ren and stimpy theme song here

Your art style in this one reminds me heavily of the good old show, Ren and Stimpy.

Very, very nice

He looks very badass, and I like the fur trim you put on there, but it would have been really cool if you added like, an aura or something. Something to make him LOOK icy, cuz right now he just looks like a badass knight that gets cold sometimes.
Maybe little bits of frost/snow in the fur, something...
At any rate, VERY nice.

lol pearl necklace

I'm sure you've already heard someone make that joke by now.
On the serious side, I like it. I'm really really bad at explaining why I like the way something looks (or if it's music, how it sounds), so all I have for you is nine stars and "I like this"